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#abvote Predictions

By DJ Kelly April 23, 2012

What’s an election without a couple of predictions? And to avoid any of that “I said that would happen!”/”No you didn’t!” stuff I thought I’d write down a few of mine. (And instead revel in the multiple “Boy, was that guy way off!” that will no doubt come my way.) So here are my thoughts as we head into the final hour of the Alberta provincial election every news outlet has already deemed “historic”.

Let’s start with the questions everyone will ask:

  • Who will win? My bet is the Wildrose Party.
  • Majority or minority? Minority.
  • Seat breakdown? Your guess is probably as good as mine, but I’ll go:
    • Wildrose: 40 (currently 4)
    • Progressive Conservative: 38 (currently 66)
    • Liberal: 5 (currently 8 ) – Some of those retiring seats won’t be replaced, many will go PC.
    • NDP: 3 (currently 2) – Brian and Rachel get a new co-worker. Who? Could be a few tight races in Edmonton, but I’ll guess David Eggen squeaks this one out finally.
    • Alberta Party: 1 (currently 1 who’s retiring) – I’ve got high hopes for Hinton mayor and party leader Glenn Taylor, so I’m willing to take a flyer on him.
    • Yes, that shows either the Liberals OR the NDP holding the balance of power. I dream of a raucous session as you can see.
  • Voter turnout? 65% (2008 was 40%, an all time low).

Now more fun predictions:

  • Who ever wins my riding of Calgary-Klein will form the government.
  • Win or lose Danielle Smith will take a shot at the PCs and their 41 years in government saying something like “FINALLY!” or “I’m disappointed we weren’t able to end it… yet.”
  • Alison Redford will be gracious, all the while looking like she’d like to stick the knife in the Wildrose and twist it. Win or lose.
  • Ron Leech doesn’t get the chance to speak for anyone other than himself.
  • Allan Hunsperger won’t “suffer the rest of eternity in the lake of fire”, AKA the Legislature, as voters accept he was born this way. But it will be close.
  • Tomorrow there will be a government. (A stretch, but after this campaign you’d be forgiven if you thought the opposite.)
  • It will take a looooonnnnnng time before final results are in and Twitter will be lit up with whiners wanting to go to bed.
  • Speaking of Twitter: someone will make a dumb mistake and click on one of the dozens of spam #abvote tweets that looks like it’s coming from a sexy lady who happens to tweet every 18 seconds.

There’s a couple of my predictions. I’ll add more if I think of them, but please add yours in the comments below. I’d love to hear them!